Sunday, October 28, 2007

eine kleine jagermeister

Attention, frat douches: Although The Bar charges $5.50 for a shot of Jagermeister, which may make it seem classy, the sad reality of Jagermeister is that, in Germany, it's the equivalent of Boone's fucking Farm. I'd have more respect for you if you ordered a shot of Robitussin, which, incidentally, gets you way more fucked up for much, much cheaper. Plus it tastes better.

Seriously, dudes. Nut up and start drinking bourbon.

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